The Fellevels

1: Fellow
2: Fellows
3: Fellowhood
4: Fellowship:

A Concession

Then it appears that I am, in fact, the goat.

The Fellowliest of Balls

On the fellowliest of eves, a certain fellow remains noticeably absent from the expected fulfillment of the American way. As his counterparts drink cheap beer, missing fellow seems to be more concerned with goats. Yes, it appears that goats are on the rise for some, while cheap beer, Cooks and cheap icecream remain the apple of the other fellows collective eye. Could this be a rift in the fellowship? a mere rough patch in fellowhood? or a sheer and utter distraction from his aforementioned priorities? We beg the latter.

This is why you're not here?!?! Honestly?!?!