Google is Broken

The Fellowship reports that the search giant Google, Inc. appears to be broken. In a recent test of search engine reliability, the Fellowship found that Google, long accepted as the learders in internet search technology, to be severly lacking. Specifically, the following search failed to locate the target web-page:

"In response to the lack of blog posts by Fellows Kohnke and Mellow, Fellows Bechelli and Thomas have staged a walkout. They will refuse to update the blog until their fellows fulfill their sacred duty and do their part to maintain the high standards of the blog."

Wait, wait, breaking news:

In a recent retest, Google received a passing grade. Well, um, carry on.